I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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