Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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