Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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