What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize