I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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