she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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