Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just google imaged poop.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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