Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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