How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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