You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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