He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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