Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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