Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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