Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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