At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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