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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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