My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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