Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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