Ambien. No doubt about it.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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