so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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