I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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