ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Green mimosas i think yes
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's shark week go big or go home
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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