Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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