he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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