Fuck appropriateness.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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