just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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