Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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