Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
