I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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