My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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