At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I believe in your delicious
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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