I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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