We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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