If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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