Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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