Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need water and some morals
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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