i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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