doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
it's like iHOP with fire
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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