Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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