do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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