did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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