Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
God, I missed his penis.
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