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say what?
wanna hang out?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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