Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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