and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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