I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She's the barista slut.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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