I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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