some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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