He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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