she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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