Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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