Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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