Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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