PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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