There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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