i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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