All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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